LAFF NOONI...

 

A Spanish teacher was
explaining
to her class that in Spanish,
unlike English, nouns are
designated as either masculine
or feminine.
“House” for instance, is
feminine: “la casa.”
“Pencil,” however, is masculine:
“el lapiz.”
A student asked, “What
gender is
‘computer’?”
Instead of giving the answer,
the teacher split the class into
two

groups, male and female, and
asked them to decide for
themselves whether
“computer”
should be a masculine or a
feminine noun. Each group was
asked to give
four reasons for its
recommendation.
The men’s group decided that
“computer” should definitely
be
of the feminine gender
(“lacomputadora”), because:
1. No one but their creator
understands their internal
logic;
2. The native language they
use
to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible
to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes
are
stored in long term memory
for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a
commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your
paycheck on accessories for it.
The women’s group, however,
concluded that computers
should be Masculine (“el
computador”), because: 1. In
order to do anything with
them, you have to turn them
on;
2. They have a lot of data but
still can’t think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help
you
solve problems, but half the
time they ARE the problem;
and
4. As soon as you commit to
one,
you realize that if you had
waited a little longer, you
could
have gotten a better model. ·

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Genesis 1:2
'and GOD said; let there be
light- except Nigeria! ·

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A drunkard totally bankrupt
coz of
alcohol promised to quit and
started
throwing emptybottles our of
his
house.
He threw the 1st bottleand
said "i lost
my job coz of u" threw the
2nd bottle and said"u made
me lose my house"
threw the 3rd bottle and said
"my wife
left me coz of u"
the 4th bottle he found was
full and
said "u'v got nothing to do
with it,u step aside..u r

A man was chatting with his
friend on BB. He
suddenly discovered that the
man sitting
beside
him in the taxi was reading his
conversation.
Since hedid not want to
embarrass the
intruder,
he decided to change the topic
of the chat,
"abeg
oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto
or Abu Qaqa
that I
only took two of the bombs
we just
manufactured for this
operation. Let them
know
as well that I may find it
difficult to get to
the
target place before the bombs
explode
because
thereis terrible traffic jam now
but
nevertheless,
I am sure casualty figure will
be high since
we
are five in our taxi and all the
vehicles in the
traffic will be affected too. We
ve less than
3mins
for the bomb to go off, bye
and take care of
my
childrenas agreed." The
intruder without
allowing
the taxi to stop quickly
opened the taxi door
and jumpedout.....lol......lol...
innocent"