Musa was enjoying the
sun atthe beach in Lekki
when a lady came and asked
him, "Are u relaxing?"
Musa replied; "No, I am Musa"
A man came and
asked
him the same question. Musa
replied, "No! No! Me
Musa!" A Little Girl came and
asked him same question again.
Musa became angry and
decided to
move away. While walking, he
saw a guy sunbathin.
He went up to him and asked,"
Are you Relaxing?"
The guy replied; "Yes, I am
relaxing." Musa gave him
a
hot slap on his face and
screamed; "Stupid idiot, Is it
not you everybody is looking
for?" Like
julius enters Spar
Supermarket
to buy himself orange juice
and
sugar.
He paid for the orange juice
and
walked out with the sugar
under
his arm, unpaid. At the door he
was arrested and
locked up.
During the court hearing, the
judge asked him why he paid
for
the juice only and stole the
sugar? He replied "I
do not steal. At the back of
the
juice bottle is said:
SUGAR FREE! You think I am
stupid or what, ha"
Supermarket
to buy himself orange juice
and
sugar.
He paid for the orange juice
and
walked out with the sugar
under
his arm, unpaid. At the door he
was arrested and
locked up.
During the court hearing, the
judge asked him why he paid
for
the juice only and stole the
sugar? He replied "I
do not steal. At the back of
the
juice bottle is said:
SUGAR FREE! You think I am
stupid or what, ha"
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