MY DEAR COUNTRY MEN....NA WE NOW.

NAIJA FOR LIFE

(1) Where a man Happily meet a
lady and when she goes back
to her friends, their only question was "Is the guy
loaded?
(2) Where leaders pretend to be
patriotic when they are in
office, out of office, they will
turn to ethnic tigers.
(3) Where a blind beggar will
reject a fake naira note.
(4) Where Groundnuts are sold
in Bottles & Waters sold in
Satchets.
(5) Where parents claim they
always came first position in
school.
(6) Where You Can Be A Driver
For Years Without A 'DRIVER's
LICENCE'


(7) Where Presidents and other
government officials don't
know the national anthem.
( Where the Police on a road
block makes more money a day
than motorist and their
owners.
(9) Where Gala and Lacasera is
the best option when stuck in
traffic jams (hold up).
(10) Where you are jailed for
stealing Maggi and yam and
others given a chieftancy title
for stealing billions and Front
row seat in churches.
(11) Where we fight for
everything. To gain admission
to university, to get a job and
to enter a bus!
(12) Where you are robbed of
your phone and the robbers
come back for your Pin code
and the charger.
(13) Where politicians use big
unnecessary grammar to scam
people.
(14) Where your type of
GENERATOR shows how RICH
you are.
(15) Where you can easily
blame your unsuccessfulness on
family members in the village.
(16) Where rich men must have
a pot belly, and a healthy
looking, slim Man is despised in
the street as a pauper.
(17) Where if you do
anyhow you see anyhow.
(18) Where generator is a social
amenity.
(19) Where people dey collect
change from beggar .
(20) Where People produce
Toyota Camry jeans and Dr. Dre
slippers
(21) Where the man who had
no shoes becomes the
president.
(22) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa
is a National youth leader of a
party (PDP).
(23) Where citizens are more
afraid of Police than Armed
robbers.
(24) Where a civil servant saves
$544,000 in her bank from Pure
Water business in just 2 years.
We are always proud to be
called Nigerians despite all these
odds.Naija For Life.